Eamon and Frankee, ‘The F-word songs’

yes my friends, two shit songs for the price of one.

Eamon, “Fuck It (I don’t want you back)”

and

Frankee, “Fuck You Right Back”

This could even be funny if it wasn’t all a commercial-marketing strategy operation.

The story is:

…a chap called Eamon releases a soft R & B joint with the novelty of repeating fuck you over and over in the chorus to her ex-girlfriend… the ditty is called Fuck You (I don’t want you back), because marketing people know that teenagers love a bit of swearing.

The song is an instant hit, selling zillions of singles… the polemic is on the table, and the ball is in Frenkee’s rooftop. Frankee is the ex-, and turns out to be a singer (surprise!) that replies with yet another song called, quite straightforwardly: “Fuck you Right Back”.

The tune is EXACTLY the same, but the kids don’t seem to care that much and they cash in again, pushing the song to the top of the charts, and happy in the knowledge that they own a beautiful diptych of love gone wrong.

Eamon goes

Fuck what I said it dont mean shit now
Fuck the presents might as well throw em out
Fuck all those kisses, they didn’t mean jack
Fuck you, you hoe, I dont want you back

Frankee replies:

Fuck what I did
was your fault somehow
Fuck the presents, I threw all that shit out
Fuck all the cryin’ it didn’t mean jack
well guess what yo,fuck you right back

Well…, Eamon… Frankee, why don’t you both go and fuck off.

Thumbs down.